Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The craziest Jaco video you will find. Ever.



I kid actually. Yes it is a joke, Jaco and Scofield never sounded like that. This is hilarious, whoever dubbed this video is a genius.

I dont know anything about music, I'm just the bass player.



I found this t-shirt while looking up bass books on amazon. (Click Here) I feel like someone just got lazy and slapped this onto a t-shirt.

Just when I thought bass clothing couldnt get any worse.

Monday, February 25, 2008

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb...

http://www.hueymcdonald.com/bassjokes.htm

I never really liked musician jokes, you know the cheesy ones that stereotyped people by the instrument they played. But they are funny sometimes. Here is the best list I could find of jokes about Bass Players. Most are chuckle worthy.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Mike Clark & Paul Jackson

Gems like these are all over Youtube and are waiting to be found. Watch the whole thing. It will blow you away.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

He does it all folks...



Apparently Mike Huckabee, presidential hopeful, not only plays the bass but also steals songs from shitty bands like Boston.

Huckabee got a letter from the founder of the band Boston telling him to stop using their songs.

Please Huckabee put down the bass. You are making the rest of us look bad.

But seriously, do. We don’t need you.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

You have GOT to be kidding me...

This right here is to a replica of Jaco's famous Fender Jazz bass. I would be fine with it being just the model and type or whatever, but they actually put in the scratches and ware!

That to me is like buying a hat that already has the brim worn off.

I hope I never see anyone playing one of these unless they got it for free.

They are actually charging 4 grand for a pre-worn bass? I don't care who's name is on it you would have to pay me to use this bass as my main instrument.

I wish I was there during that marketing meeting. I could literally name 50 different basses in that price range that aren't NEARLY as pretentious. And that includes the Gene Simmons bass.(If there is one.)

Nirvana - Come as You Are

The tuner I use

Have you ever been stuck without a tuner? Well the link below is to a free online tuner. This is a link that I use so much that it is on my mozilla toolbar. Check it out, you can even preset it.

http://www.tunemybass.com/

The Smiths - Barbarianism Begins at Home

Bass Album Spotlight:



Violent Femmes (Self titled)

If you like rock bass solos then this is an album you should not be without. Bassist Brian Ritchie rips on an acoustic bass giving a brilliantly unusual tone to the bands crunchy-punk dynamic.

Check out the tracks:
1. Blister in the Sun
3. Please Do Not Go
4. Add it Up
9. Gone Daddy Gone